unlockaflockofwords:

hannahyesss:

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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May

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humormill:

pictures that need a lot of explaining.

here’s more:

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May

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pr0paganda:

Hi this is me UNEDITED. Lol, I actually never edit my pictures but, I want to prove a point. Call me “ugly” call me “big chested” make fun of my teeth, or my nose, I don’t care. I know I’m not society’s idea of beautiful, I know I am not perfect, but at least I know I’m not photoshopped, or hiding behind a layer of make up to hide what I really look like. I know my teeth are stained, it’s my own fault. I know I have large breasts, it’s called DNA. I know I have a lot of flaws, but dammit, I’m proud of them. I don’t give a shit that no one reblogs pictures of me, I don’t care that people don’t find me good looking, I’m tired of this site putting average people, basically anyone with normal hair colors who wears normal clothing, and isn’t ridicuolously tatted up or pierced down. I’m tired of people on here feeling bad about themselves because of what other people on here view as beautiful. Every person on the face of the fucking earth has beauty, and believe it or not, someone someday will see it and want to spend the rest of their mortal lives with you. This is a message, You are good enough, pretty enough, and you are the only one of your kind, there is NO ONE ELSE. So why try to be someone you aren’t your whole life? I’d rather be me Alexandra Sweeney than try to chase after being a fake person and trying to live just to impress. I’m tired of society, this website, and standards that other people put on others because they aren’t a magazines definition of perfect. I’m just tired of the crap. Who made anyone the judge of what is beautiful or not? No one has the goddamn right to tell you if you look ugly or icky. I’m tired of this popularity game and I’m sick with humanity. I’m tired, done ranting, and I expect a shit ton of hate for this but yep. Thanks if you read.

pr0paganda:

Hi this is me UNEDITED. Lol, I actually never edit my pictures but, I want to prove a point. Call me “ugly” call me “big chested” make fun of my teeth, or my nose, I don’t care. I know I’m not society’s idea of beautiful, I know I am not perfect, but at least I know I’m not photoshopped, or hiding behind a layer of make up to hide what I really look like. I know my teeth are stained, it’s my own fault. I know I have large breasts, it’s called DNA. I know I have a lot of flaws, but dammit, I’m proud of them. I don’t give a shit that no one reblogs pictures of me, I don’t care that people don’t find me good looking, I’m tired of this site putting average people, basically anyone with normal hair colors who wears normal clothing, and isn’t ridicuolously tatted up or pierced down. I’m tired of people on here feeling bad about themselves because of what other people on here view as beautiful. Every person on the face of the fucking earth has beauty, and believe it or not, someone someday will see it and want to spend the rest of their mortal lives with you. This is a message, You are good enough, pretty enough, and you are the only one of your kind, there is NO ONE ELSE. So why try to be someone you aren’t your whole life? I’d rather be me Alexandra Sweeney than try to chase after being a fake person and trying to live just to impress. I’m tired of society, this website, and standards that other people put on others because they aren’t a magazines definition of perfect. I’m just tired of the crap. Who made anyone the judge of what is beautiful or not? No one has the goddamn right to tell you if you look ugly or icky. I’m tired of this popularity game and I’m sick with humanity. I’m tired, done ranting, and I expect a shit ton of hate for this but yep. Thanks if you read.

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May

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May

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May

6,197 notes

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May

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May

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weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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May

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snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

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May

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May

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May

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icomefromdownworld:







the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord


omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard 

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

icomefromdownworld:

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard 

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

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May

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fallen-for-depp:

depparadis:

Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell

its like he wanted it to be on Tumblr

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May

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vanillish:

*bobby hill voice* THAT’S MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!

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May

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bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:


methylbenzene:


when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things


i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant


I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.
To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.
Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.
I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 
my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.

To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.

Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.

I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 

my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

(Source: whatgoesthroughmyhead)

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May

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